HYP3RL00P #18/20

Where can you feel like you are sitting completely still while traveling 760 MPH? Well, on the HYP3RL00P, of course!  We welcome you aboard the ride of a lifetime. Let us slingshot you into blissful oblivion as you are rocketed forth through magical eroding caves while you cross enchanted, pollution-stained rivers flowing rich with tears and regrets of a lifetime past. Climb aboard your very own vibranium forged passenger pod as we travel together under light vacuum, impervious to the constant shilling from worthless projects and scams. Sit down in our recycled honda civic-lined seats, finely-knitted with hopes and dreams of normalcy, and jack-into our hyperspeed 56k wireless modems while y...View all