You already know of the The Ink Squid Of Mattoon! We told you that he is best friends with the Kraken in, ‘The Kraken Is Coming’.And more importantly, in ‘The Zenith Zoological Society Part One’ we learned that it was The Ink Squid Of Mattoon and Harriet Hydra that had the Calamari King promoted to chief translator to the animals. Well here he is, in action. As you say on your earth, things just got very real indeed for our favourite squid! The Ink Squid Of Mattoon was rather camp. He would never go anywhere without his matching handbag and parasol, very sensible when the sun was out. Especially sensible at high noon, since his beautiful effervescent green suckers are very sensitive to burni...