Pavianotti

He is a legend on stage and has an incomparable voice, but Pavianotti is also a charmer. Asked about his weakness, he's very likely to tell you that his magnificence is only matched by the size of his stomach. He once had an entire restaurant packed up and transported across the ocean to feed him while he was on tour in China. He inherited his angelic voice from his mother, who was an Italian Silvery Gibbon. His father, a silverback Gorilla was only able to hum rhythmically while eating. Malicious gossip has it that Pavianotti is actually never really singing but just following in his father's footsteps and expressing contentment with his meal in his very own way. Basically, all he does is ...View all