Handsome Monkey King

The "Handsome Monkey King" was born from a strong magic stone that sits atop the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit. At least that's what he likes to tell people to avoid awkward questions about the color of his fur or why he's promoting a fruitarian diet. Some of the other monkeys whisper behind his back that he might have suffered from a heat stroke or hypoxia due to his love for taking extended baths in very hot springs and "surfing on clouds", as he calls it. Anyway, there are indeed rumors that even Buddha has praised him as being destined to become an enlightened one. However, those rumors might have originated with the forest cats, which are constantly high on catnip. Everyone knows that. ...View all