Bear trap. NGMI.

Dear Diary, Today I vow to leave the basement. - Week 1: Passed on opportunity to obtain the Luminous Codex. Insufficient alpha. - Week 2: Decided to recover the Demented Ledger. - Week 3: Borrowed the barkeep's cursed sword. - Week 4: Joined by a drunken yachtborn primate but they didn't appreciate the long-term value of decentralization to a well-functioning free civil society. Ditched them. - Week 5: Rescued a dishonest brogrammer. - Week 6: Traveled to and barely escaped from the goblin towns. Dead end. - Week 7: Set out for the genesis blockmines. - Week 8: Bear trap. [End of transcript]