Dear Diary,
Adventure calls. LFG.
- Week 1: Passed on opportunity to shill the Ponderous Cypher. Felt like too much bother.
- Week 2: Decided to shill the Luminous Cypher.
- Week 3: Declined grandfather's depressing lute.
- Week 4: Traded for grandfather's proven switchblade.
- Week 5: Caught a flaky doge.
- Week 6: Betrayed by flaky doge because I couldn't chill.
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