Dawdling Alpha of the Metaverse

Dear Diary, I now begin life as a full-time degen. - Week 1: Passed on opportunity to provide liquidity for the Dark Token. No whitepaper. - Week 2: Decided to recover the Luminous Codex. - Week 3: Declined the mayor's cursed spoon. - Week 4: Stole the mayor's cursed lute. - Week 5: Befriended a manic brogrammer but they trusted me with their keys. Ghosted them. - Week 6: Formed a DAO with a well-funded thief. - Week 7: Wandered onward to the metaverse. - Week 8: Stole a magical floppy disk. - Week 9: Encountered the wizard who protects the Luminous Codex. - Week 10: Flipped my magical floppy disk as the internet moved on. - Week 11: Bested the wizard. I have become worthy of th...View all