Wrenched by apes. NGMI.

Dear Diary, Today I vow to leave the basement. - Week 1: Passed on opportunity to investigate the Dark Grail. No roadmap. - Week 2: Decided to unleash the Dark Token. - Week 3: Declined the barkeep's well-balanced switchblade. - Week 4: Leased the drunk priest's sublime deathbringer. - Week 5: Caught a brainwashed doge. - Week 6: Traveled to and barely escaped from the Bitcoin Citadel. Too many scams. - Week 7: Strode confidently into the goblin towns. - Week 8: Wrenched by apes. Died.