Dear Diary,
Today I vow to leave the basement.
- Week 1: Decided to misdirect the Dark Token.
- Week 2: Borrowed the barkeep's premium old shoe.
- Week 3: Joined by a thicc lawyer but they didn't appreciate the long-term value of decentralization to a well-functioning free civil society. Ghosted them.
- Week 4: Tried to wield my premium old shoe without supervision.
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