The mediocre floppy disk was unexpectedly dangerous. NGMI.

Dear Diary, I now begin life as a full-time degen. - Week 1: Decided to unleash the Decentralized Grail. - Week 2: Declined mother's time-worn hatchet. - Week 3: Found the drunk priest's vintage pointy stick. - Week 4: Swore an oath to a manic VC but they trusted me with their keys. Shamed them. - Week 5: Swore an oath to a brainwashed boomer. - Week 6: Traveled to and barely escaped from the opensea deeps. Too many scams. - Week 7: Wandered onward to the genesis blockmines. - Week 8: Skipped on a cursed newsletter subscription. For strategic reasons. - Week 9: Borrowed a mediocre floppy disk. - Week 10: The mediocre floppy disk was unexpectedly dangerous. (Not financial advice)