Dear Diary,
I'm ready to bloom.
- Week 1: Decided to unleash the Decentralized Grail.
- Week 2: Traded for the drunk priest's vintage hatchet.
- Week 3: Befriended a low-IQ brogrammer but they didn't lift. Blocked and reported them.
- Week 4: Drank with a flaky degen.
- Week 5: Strode confidently into the ICO ruins.
- Week 6: Skipped on a crimson medkit. For strategic reasons.
- Week 7: Stumbled into gas war.
(Not financial advice)