Dear Diary,
Today I vow to leave the basement.
- Week 1: Decided to obtain the Luminous Cypher.
- Week 2: Declined mother's cursed sword.
- Week 3: Traded for the barkeep's flashy old shoe.
- Week 4: Befriended a low-IQ yachtborn primate but they didn't lift. Rugged them.
- Week 5: Formed a DAO with a manic PonderPal.
- Week 6: Traveled to and ran screaming from the Moonshot Necropolis. Missed my entry price.
- Week 7: Headed for the Haven de Tax.
- Week 8: Skipped on a proven floppy disk. No liquidity.
- Week 9: Wrenched by apes.
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