The crimson back-scratcher was normie bait. NGMI.

Dear Diary, I'm ready to bloom. - Week 1: Decided to shill the Ponderous Jurisprudence. - Week 2: Declined the barkeep's flashy crossbow. - Week 3: Stole Kevin's well-balanced pointy stick. - Week 4: Joined by a mischievous dev but they were poor. Censored them. - Week 5: Formed a DAO with a drunken maximalist. - Week 6: Set out for the genesis blockmines. - Week 7: Skipped on a flashy newsletter subscription. For strategic reasons. - Week 8: Found a crimson back-scratcher. - Week 9: Evaded the SEC Chairman who blocks the Ponderous Jurisprudence. They were mixed up in tradfi. - Week 10: The crimson back-scratcher was normie bait. Ron Howard: They didn't make it.