Dear Diary,
I now begin life as a full-time degen.
- Week 1: Decided to shill the Ponderous Grail.
- Week 2: Declined the drunk priest's premium scepter.
- Week 3: Stole grandfather's flashy switchblade.
- Week 4: Rescued a manic VC.
- Week 5: Strode confidently into the Whitelist Isles.
- Week 6: Skipped on a magical potato. Suspected spyware.
- Week 7: Unearthed a depressing floppy disk.
- Week 8: The depressing floppy disk was low-effort.
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