The fairly-reliable medkit was canceled. NGMI.

Dear Diary, Today I vow to leave the basement. - Week 1: Passed on opportunity to recover the Ponderous Flask. Felt like too much bother. - Week 2: Decided to obtain the Demented Token. - Week 3: Declined Kevin's well-balanced hatchet. - Week 4: Unearthed a drifter's mediocre lute. - Week 5: Drank with a mischievous brogrammer but they didn't lift. Beat the crap out of them. - Week 6: Formed a DAO with a flaky peasant. - Week 7: Wandered onward to the goblin towns. - Week 8: Stole a fairly-reliable medkit. - Week 9: The fairly-reliable medkit was canceled. [Unintelligible screaming]