Dear Diary,
Today I vow to leave the basement.
- Week 1: Passed on opportunity to shill the Luminous Flask. Felt like too much bother.
- Week 2: Decided to shill the Ponderous Idol.
- Week 3: Stole the barkeep's mediocre hatchet.
- Week 4: Rescued a manic degen.
- Week 5: Traveled to and dipped from the Bitcoin Citadel. Dead end.