The fairly-reliable grappling hook was co-opted. NGMI.

Dear Diary, Today I vow to leave the basement. - Week 1: Decided to obtain the Sacramental Flask. - Week 2: Stole a stranger's depressing pointy stick. - Week 3: Joined by a flaky peasant but they didn't appreciate the long-term value of decentralization to a well-functioning free civil society. Censored them. - Week 4: Befriended a mischievous lawyer. - Week 5: Strode confidently into the Skyroar Mountains. - Week 6: Leased a fairly-reliable grappling hook. - Week 7: Evaded the unslayed moloch who sleeps atop the Sacramental Flask. They were strapped af. - Week 8: The fairly-reliable grappling hook was co-opted. (Not financial advice)