Dear Diary,
Adventure calls. LFG.
- Week 1: Decided to shill the Ponderous Codex.
- Week 2: Leased mother's fairly-reliable crossbow.
- Week 3: Formed a DAO with a mischievous doge.
- Week 4: Traveled to and ran screaming from the Layer 2. Much danger.
- Week 5: Set out for the Layer 2.
- Week 6: Stole a premium back-scratcher.
- Week 7: Evaded the beloved influencer who sleeps atop the Ponderous Codex. They were too influential.
- Week 8: Encountered the disgruntled miner who blocks the Ponderous Codex.
- Week 9: The disgruntled miner outplayed my TA.
Narrator: They didn't make it.