The time-worn corkscrew was unexpectedly dangerous. NGMI.

Dear Diary, I now begin life as a full-time degen. - Week 1: Passed on opportunity to misdirect the Decentralized Jurisprudence. No whitepaper. - Week 2: Decided to investigate the Defenestrated Grail. - Week 3: Borrowed the mayor's time-worn lute. - Week 4: Joined by a famous dev. - Week 5: Traveled to and ran screaming from the 1-of-1 Estates. Too many scams. - Week 6: Set out for the non-fungible forest. - Week 7: Unearthed a time-worn corkscrew. - Week 8: Evaded the banker who wishes to destroy the Defenestrated Grail. They were printing fiat like BRRRR. - Week 9: The time-worn corkscrew was unexpectedly dangerous. Narrator: They didn't make it.