Dear Diary,
Today I vow to leave the basement.
- Week 1: Decided to investigate the Ponderous Jurisprudence.
- Week 2: Declined the barkeep's cursed spoon.
- Week 3: Collected the barkeep's fairly-reliable switchblade.
- Week 4: Befriended a naked PonderPal but they were poor. Blocked and reported them.
- Week 5: Bribed a manic owl.
- Week 6: Traveled to and dipped from the ICO ruins. Missed my entry price.
- Week 7: Set out for the ICO ruins.
- Week 8: Found a crimson newsletter subscription.