Unicorn the Jerk Beats Professor

Unicorn the Jerk Beats Professor was born at a business conference at Zenpire Records before promptly firing their parents. They take all the credit, even though they ran straight into the sliding glass door while the rest of us worked. Unicorn could end world hunger with their backstock of ramen, but they don't feel like it. Download this character's PFP: https://ipfs.artie.com/ipfs/bafybeifa4uefzgbjevyklteclrkk6rfuorjpeyjelgj3gefng6q6lg7xjy Additional bonus items: https://ipfs.artie.com/ipfs/bafybeibrrm7kd75cuadx3x4m7bdexzdxdf4mic3d5tkl333wcwmk7nauqe By acquiring an Artie NFT, you agree to our General Terms: https://artie.com/general-terms