Tabletron 554

Tabletron is a square, literally and figuratively. He always follows the rules, even if it puts him in an awkward situation. A total music nerd, he works at a hipster record store in Brooklyn. He has multitudes of obscure music knowledge that nobody ever wants to hear, as his job is to literally "just play the record!" He is a hopeless romantic who, unfortunately, is always falling in love with the wrong tech.