Rug Pull Gerbil

Rug pull gerbil was in deep trouble; but it wasn’t he who made the bubble; he just made the bubble pop; sure he pamped sure he shilled it was his token even still; he got a little high on his own supply; but that was just dog foodin, didn’t mean nothin by it; ringing the bells, blowing the whistles; stress testing all was bona fide; but then the speculators circled like hungry sharks; pushed the chart in a parabolic arc; it was them damned token vultures; that swooped in low; and shopped it til it dropped; he never wanted to make mom and pop token farmer cry; but the snow was thick and deep and he had lambos to buy