'Fork the forking forkers!' Cried #ForkinGerbil to the maximalists. Just then, @rogerkver stepped up with his fork. 'Fork You!' The crowd screamed. Then, @CraigWright and @CalvinAyre stepped up with an even shittier fork. 'Fork Off!' Yelled the crowd. Then Satoshi stepped forward with his fork of all fiat currencies. The crowd went wild. 'FORK YEAH!' They cheered! #ForkingGerbil had found the worthy fork.