BRIANCOIN

This, friends, is the BRIANCOIN. There are only 100, so apologies, 101st friend. Each BRIANCOIN is small investment that pays great dividends! Great dividends, that is, if one day... • I am involved in a huge international scandal. • I die saving the life of an internet-famous cat. • I am abducted by extraterrestrials. • I vanish inside a stage magician's fancy cabinet and never rematerialize. Only 100 BRIANCOIN will ever exist, no more will be minted–mostly because of a mishap with molten ones and zeroes that left me with a nasty burn, an incident I'd rather not repeat. (Is this actually a cryptocurrency and not just an NFT? Of course not! But it's fun to pretend, amirite?)