Born in the industrial city of Stink Town, #7879 has never seen a tree, drank from a flowing river, or set foot on a patch of grass.
#7879 is a cyborg doggo designed to sniff out artifacts of the old age and take them back to the city's elite masters for consumption.
But today's find is different. Today's find is a hotdog in a bun... it smells good, and it smells fresh.
#7879 does not want to take it back to the masters. More importantly, because it's fresh, it has to have come from a great beyond where things are fresh.
Hiding in a chest that's about to be sent to the great beyond through some human non-sense called a Chestr Genesis Series, #7879 is hopeful and determined. #7879 will ...