The Bankless Nation

Let me tell you a true story about a time I had to go to the bank. The teller glared suspiciously when I told her I needed to withdraw some money. She looked kind of exactly like The Trunchbull from Matilda. “What’s the money for?” I said that it's my money, and I don’t have to tell you. She sneered. “Actually it’s the bank’s money, and we ask everyone this question. It’s the law.” I told her I just want to buy some bitcoins with it. “Sorry,” she said, “Bitcoins aren’t real, and besides, they’re illegal. Warren Buffet already said that crypto is rat poison, so you must be a real idiot. I am going to close your account immediately.” “Please, I was kidding. I need that money for rent,” ...View all