The Serpent (Self-Portrait)

In Genesis 3, Eve is tricked by a lesbian serpent into eating an apple from the tree of knowledge. The serpent, ready with her Subaru and U-Haul trailer, knows that god will punish Eve with painful childbirth, and that she will become the chattel of her husband Adam for her despicable act of disrespect. The serpent wagers that Eve will have no choice but to live life as a lesbian if she wants to avoid this perennial pain. Being skeptical of living life with a slithering scissoring snake, Eve convinces Adam to eat the apple too, thinking that he will be punished equally when god finds out. She miscalculated. God sentences her to make as many children with Adam as possible once he learns what...View all