Apollo:
Hey Cupid, those are some dumb arrows you got. You should leave the fighting to the big boys like me.
(Grabs his man-parts intimidatingly)
Cupid:
Um, Apollo, ever heard of heartbreak? The worst shit ever?
Apollo:
What?
(Gets struck in the heart with a golden arrow)
THE OWNER UNLOCKS:
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