There is no cat greater with a quill in Catlandia than William "The Bard" Shakespaw. His famous works include Ro-meow and Juliet, The Meow-chant of Felis, and Paw-mlet. The Bard's writings and thespian talents not only please a crowd, but they come in handy when a perfect forgery is needed to escape a slippery situation. A very useful kitty.