Bill was golfing The Plantation Course at Kapalua in Maui when he hit a cold shank off the tee. The shot was so miserable, it hooked into the open door of a chapel, where a couple was getting married.
Bill walked in, and as he walked down the aisle, realized the floor was made of concrete and his steel spikes began echoing through the chapel...'click... click...click'. Bill retrieved his ball, congratulated the newlyweds, and made his noisy exit.