The year is 5022, far in the future. Here we find 3 Goofs, in the Deep, Deep Jungle, ( Used to be Time Square, NYC.) They have discovered an Ancient Beacon… and within the Beacon was a message… “A contest, put on in the year 2022, by two famous NFT Collectors…blah blah blah”.
The Goofs talked amongst themselves, and of course, in the year 5022, since 1 ETH is worth $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 USD, they decide this will be a worthwhile venture, they need to alter history.
They travelled back in time, and found me. They asked me to submit this to the contest, and I did just what they asked, for fear they could abduct me, or worse. They may have used some sort of mind control,...