The Social Distancer

Are your fellow compatriots not following governmental order 245.A.E12? That decree states citizens must remain at least 6 feet apart for safety in times of novel cornavirus v.16. If you are worried about your peers disobeying big brother, you can now take precautions yourself. I have invented a wearable that provides a 6ft buffer between you and anyone else near you. The social distancer will keep the harbingers of diseases and pestilence away from you all without you having to sacrifice style. Order soon, suppliers are limited! (Mask by googlepoly)