War of the Currencies: ₵rypto vs Fiat Chapter 1

It’s all out war!!! Dolla-Dolla Bill and his Fiat Fiend$ have unleashed fury upon the good citizens of ₵ryptopolis and it looks like Mr. ₿iTCy and the ΞTHereal Man may not be able to withstand their onslaught and save ₵rypto. Will they be able to overcome the odds and avoid the rigorous government regulations, the constant attack from hackers, extreme market volatility, insane gas fees and defeat the evil centralized currency that has no intrinsic value? Stay tuned for the next issue to find out…