"Whenever Uncle Randy returned from "The 'Boriginies" he would tell me stories about the things he saw and heard. One time he saw a leopard as big as an elephant, and another time he learned that if you make the right clicking noise with your throat, you can control ants to do whatever you want.
But this last time, he said he barely made it home alive. When I asked him why, he told me that he was getting his dreams stolen from him, and that "a man who doesn't dream eventually doesn't breathe".
"How do you stop yourself from dreaming?" I asked.
"You can't...but the Dream Gobbler can."
"The Dream Gobbler", he said, "is a giant monster that lives in the clouds. And even though it's tried eatin...