Perkins Merkins™️

Bertram Perkins, purveyor of fine merkins (1868) Pictured here at home with his loyal curly-haired poodle, Sheepy, this proud artisan has been honing his craft for decades. Bertram’s father brought him into the trade at a very young age. And since that time, Perkins’ merkins have been synonymous with quality and comfort. No other hoo-ha hairdresser can compare to the natural kink and appearance of a verified, handmade Perkins piece. In fact, just where Bertram sources his raw materials is a closely guarded secret—he and the well-shorn Sheepy will never tell! Despite his success, Bertram Perkins is a grounded, giving man. If one of his loyal clients can’t afford a new coochie cover...View all