Chinese Spy Balloon Boy

In February of the year two thousand and twenty-three, the world was forever changed when an Ugly Freaking Oval (UFO) balloon created by China was randomly spotted in the sky by literally everyone all at once. The UFO balloon was actually a weather balloon with a secret mission. Onboard the balloon was a young Chinese spy named Min, who was tasked with surveilling the world (which is flat) from above. Min was equipped with the latest technology and gadgets, including a high-powered camera that could zoom in on a single ant from miles away and a classified stick of Bubblicious that held it's flavor for like 8 minutes before it got nasty. Min was having the time of his life, snapping picture...View all