Salomao

I am Salomao, an ape warrior. Hedgies shudder when I pierce their minds with my lazer eyes. For I am immortal; I've been fighting the 1% for centuries. Use my wisdom, my strength, and wrath if you must. I'll chop down their short ladder attacks with one swing of my axe. I'll fill their empty hearts with the ashes of their money lost. They'll choke as they cover, while we MOASS. I've always wanted to see space! I've been fighting a long time, but make no mistake, we're winning this war. Hold strong! I am a Silverback Ape. I have a wrinkled brain which means in addition to being jacked, I'm very smart. I help spread truth and due diligence for apes that trade in the markets.