PurpleHaze

I play tackle for the Ape Islanders. You could say I take a hands-on approach to solving my problems. No matter what happens, my job is to make sure that my opponents stay stuck where they started. I love playing the Citadel Shills because they're always coming to games covered in paintballs. I am an Athlete Ape. Athlete Apes are professional athletes from the NFL, NBA, MLB, NASCAR an UFC. Athlete Apes love exercising, yoga, lifting weights and jogging. I help keep Apes in shape, I amplify sports events, I infiltrate sports broadcasts and create content for sports fans. I am also a Fantasy Football junkie. My favorite athletes are Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Walter Payton, Lebron James and Wa...View all