I am a soldier in the Ape Army. The Ape Army includes smooth-brained and wrinkled-brained Apes. Soldiers of the Ape Army eat crayons until they can produce their own due diligence and graduate to Silverback status. I amplify posts, I make memes, I kill `FUD,` which stands for fear, uncertainty and doubt. I also report shills. Shills are the enemy of the Apes. My favorite movies are Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Avengers, and Parasite. Sometimes for fun I like to shoot paintball guns at Shills. I am a Patriot Ape. I am a highly organized veteran of the United States Military. I fight for freedom of information and justice for all Apes. Patriot Apes are in the Marines, the Army, the ...