I'm a head coach in the game of life. I trade stonks and stack my tendies in team buses behind the school. If you want a good stonk play, hit me up. I love spending time in Twitter Spaces educating and coaching Apes even when they're not on the field. As I always tell my players - `Coach will show you the way.` I am a soldier in the Ape Army. The Ape Army includes smooth-brained and wrinkled-brained Apes. Soldiers of the Ape Army eat crayons until they can produce their own due diligence and graduate to Silverback status. I amplify posts, I make memes, I kill `FUD,` which stands for fear, uncertainty and doubt. I also report Shills. Shills are the enemy of the Apes. I like to frustrate them ...