NHLApe

I play for the National Hockey League. I've been skating for so long that the ice and I are one. I chase pucks like Shill Hunters chase Shills. There's nothing better to me than scoring a proper hatty. Just like when I'm in the game, I hope that the Ape Army scores over and over and over again against Ken Griffin and all his hedgie friends. I am and Athlete Ape. Athlete Apes are professional athletes from the NFL, NBA, MLB, NASCAR and UFC. Athlete Apes love exercising, yoga, lifting weights and jogging. I help keep Apes in shape, I amplify sports events, I infiltrate sports broadcasts and create content for sports fans. I am also a Fantasy Football junkie. My favorite athletes are Michael Jo...View all