Hermit

I stay inside except for one day of the year: Ken Griffin's birthday. On that day, I mail him a card and chocolate letting him know that he's my hero. He's never sent anything back, and a few years ago I started to worry that the other Shills who work for him at Citadel are eating the chocolate instead of giving it to him. Oh well. I'll never know. In the year 2021 people with cool outfits began shooting paintball guns at me when I went outside to mail my letter and I don't know how to feel about it. I am a Shill. I am and enemy of the Apes. I am a liar. I spread misinformation to manipulate the stock market for my own gains. I talk a lot about stock fundamentals and lie to Apes about good s...View all