SPACE KAREN: EPISODE III

It is a dark time for the Rebellion. The MARS STAR remains undestroyed and TWITTER 2.0 TROOPS have driven the Rebel forces from their *ironic* TESLAS and pursued them across the galaxy. Evading the dreaded MEDIOCRE MAN - CHILD'S MARS - FLEET, a group of freedom fighters have established a new secret base on MARS itself. The evil SUPREME PARASITE, obsessed with making it HARDCORE, has dispatched thousands of remote ELON probes into the far reaches of space... declaring FREEDOM OF REACH. With MEGALOMANIA and HUBRIS, the skirmish is brutal... ... Guts are torn asunder... ... enough to fill a SINK.