INT. WE SELL YOUR STUFF ON E*** STORE -- DAY
Customer:
So, I guess I'll just give you some money, and you can give me these shoes and--
Trish:
You know, I know it seems so strange--
Customer:
Yes. I'd just rather buy them from you straight up.
Trish:
Yeah, I know. I wish it could be that easy, but--
Customer:
I wish, too, but you're making it extremely difficult for me. I'm just trying to get these shoes back to my house so I can wear them.
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