Peepin Rhombotuculus

I really don't know why they didn't just name me Tom. I tell then I'm Peepin Rhombotuculus, but just call me Tom for short. Then they say, "hey, shouldn't it be Peepin Rhom." And then I have to say, "it's my name, I get to be called anything I want. Tom it is." Well, I just thought that because your name is" That's about the time I stop talking to them. Come to think of it, this is the longest conversation I've had this century.