What a kerfuffle of a day! I don’t know what to say.
I guess sometimes things really don’t go your way.
You know how the universe is cruel and life doesn’t go right?
Then you’ll understand exactly how I’m feeling tonight.
I missed my alarm this morning and severely overslept;
Then, in a rush, forgot where my car keys were kept!
It took 20 minutes to catch a taxi and to my frustration,
I still ended up late for a big presentation.
My boss was really angry and said I needed to stop being lazy;
But booking an important meeting at 7am is kind of crazy.
Anyways the discussion boiled over and I eventually got fired;
I didn’t even care at that point, I just felt really tired!
I ...