Chopps [#367]

Chopps are one of nature's destroyers. The more stuff they can cut, shoot or blow up the better. Their favourite thing is chopping stuff. This can be as simple as chopping firewood or root vegetables. All fairly innocent but sometimes they start on other pirates and members of the public. If none of these are available for chopping then they’ll start on themselves. Best thing to do is put them on an enemy ship and keep well out of the way. When things go quiet approach them with a handful of sticks or a few carrots.