Long nights on the security deck at Tittitibbs are made slightly more interesting by the mypions stories and anecdotes. Rarely is there any truth to them and they are usually full of contradictory information. During tea break they’ll tell you that they can’t drink water as they’re allergic to it. Later on when you ask them what they’re doing that evening they’ll say something like ‘just nipping down the local pool to get some lengths in, I’ve got the Spagia Triathlon Championships next week so need to stay in shape!’.