Waldo [#154]

Owner of the iconic Waldo’s asteroid. Some say that Waldo holds the secret to the future of the universe in his pickled brain. Others say that his pickled brain just causes hallucinations and that Waldo is just too drunk to figure out reality from myth. Others simply want to know how Waldo manages to buy 5 litre bottles of Alkymalk for a mere 6 bunga. All that is for certain is that Waldo likes to drink. Rumour has it that he was once spotted having a beer at ‘Desmond’s Explodopop Bar’ on Sanwij 2. Don’t ask me how he got there, it's five light years away and a taxi would cost a fortune!